The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the clerk,What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

藥房老闆走進店裡，看到一名男子用力抵著牆站著。老闆問店員：「牆邊那個人有什麼毛病？」

The clerk says, ell, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.?

店員回答：「他早上進來，說要買治咳嗽的藥。我找不到咳嗽糖漿，就給他一整瓶瀉藥。」

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!?

老闆罵：「笨蛋，哪能用瀉藥治咳嗽！」

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

店員：「誰說的？你看，他一聲都不敢咳！」