A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

一名小老頭坐在前廊的搖椅上，一名女子走上前。

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

女子說：「我看您十分的快樂，請問您快樂長壽的秘訣是什麼呢？」

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said." I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

老翁回答：「我每天抽三包菸，每星期喝掉一箱威士忌，吃高脂食物，從來不運動。」

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

女子說：「真是不可思議。請問您高壽？」

"Forty-six."

老翁：「46歲。」