After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

男子和盲目約會的女子坐了整晚，再也受不了。約會之前，他偷偷拜託朋友打電話到餐廳櫃台找他，以防碰到不喜歡的女子時，可名正言順離開。

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

男子接完電話回到桌子，眼睛盯著桌面、裝出肅穆的神情說：「我接到壞消息，我外公剛過世。」

"Thank god!" his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

他的約會對象說：「謝天謝地！如果你外公沒死，我外公不死就不行了。」