John went to the store the other day. He was only in there for about five minutes, and when he came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So John went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

約翰有天到商店買東西，五分鐘後就出來，看到警察在店門口開違規停車罰單。約翰走上前去說：「老兄，放人家一馬好不好？」

He ignored John and continued writing the ticket. So John called him a stupid idiot. He glared at him and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

警察不理他，繼續開罰單，因此約翰罵他白癡。警察瞪了他一眼，又開一張胎紋磨平罰單。

The more John abused him, the more tickets he wrote. John didn't care. His car was parked around the corner.

約翰愈罵，警察開更多罰單，但約翰不在乎。他的車停在轉角那邊。